Sunday, December 23, 2018

How the Browns can Beat the Bengals: Keys to the Game

What needs to happen for the Browns to beat the Bengals?  The Browns need to show up.

Keys to a Browns victory vs the Bengals:

1: Baker Mayfield and Jarvis Landry, Duke Johnson, Nick Chubb OR David Njoku must play at least one half.

2: Eleven players must play on defense.

3: Marvin Lewis must coach the Bengals.

4: The Browns must hold Joe Mixon to under 350 total yards.

But seriously.  That's about it.

I want to thank Josh Gordon for not playing any more.  I don't actually hate the Patriots, but I'm kinda sick of them, and of all these pundits pretending Brady is as good as ever and this is a "next man up" situation.

Not saying the Bills will beat them.  Just sayin it would be cool.

Speaking of irrationality,  anybody else notice that Terrence Mitchell is back?  

Well, quit blabbering about how the Browns suck vs the pass.  They suck vs the pass when they start a third string cornerback.  Hell, they didn't even have ONE starter for a couple games (Ward missed time too)!

Bold prediction:  Duke Johnson will be allowed out of his cage today.

Duke is being paid too much money for the roles he plays, and (although I love the guy), a trade might be best for him, as well as for the team.

Dorsey has probably asked the Coaches to "showcase" him some in a game they're going to dominate.

So he might get 10-12 carries and 5 catches or something.

Maybe they'll wait til Chubb has 90 yards or so, and let Duke play more in the second half tee-hee


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