Tuesday, December 25, 2018

Cowherd was (gag) Right: Grow Up, Baker Mayfield (and Don Rickles you Aint)

I'll have to take a long shower after saying this, but I agree with Colon Cowherd -ack...ack---

I saw that Baker Mayfield "stare-down" tape with Hue Jackson, and it was classless and immature.

Hue Jackson failed utterly, and has to live that down now.  He was fired.  That's not enough for Baker Punkfield.  He has to kick sand in his face and rub his nose in it every chance he gets.

Certainly, some things went down between these guys behind closed doors, and to Baker's credit, he played the good soldier while Hue was here.

Hue declared Tyrod Taylor the Browns' starter (ie no competition, and no matter what).  That bothered a lot of fans, and football professionals, let alone Mayfield himself.

Is that all there was, or did Hue tell him "You're not ready yet", or something?

Whatever:  That kind of taunting is indeed childish.  "I won you lost see that?  Look I beat you!  Haha are you going to cry now?  How does losing feel?  Etc etc etc etc etc"

GROW UP, Baker!

Some of the ex-players and pundits like that Baker likes to kick guys when they're down, but that's because he's so good, he can do no wrong in their eyes.

And Saint Baker didn't "roast" Cowherd on Twitter.  Saying "ya grinch" isn't a "roast".  Already the CULT has formed, and the Branch Bakerians are starting to worship this guy!

The "stare-down" juvenile delinquent stuff is already swept under the rug, and "ya grinch" is a "hilarious roast" (Don Rickles eat your heart out).

Are we going to need to start deprogramming people here?  Thank God Mayfield hasn't started giving sermons yet, right?

Having said all that, I'm done.  Baker Mayfield is awesome, except when he acts like a 12 year-old bully.  I expect him to outgrow it.

I remember nasty, abusive punks like him growing up.  I met them later, after we'd both grown up a bit, and they mostly turned into decent people.

The thing is, they were all still younger than Baker Mayfield---nevermind.  I'm making a mountain out of a mole hill.  I'm still 90% in Baker's corner, and 98% can't even take Colon Cowherd seriously.

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