Only in Cleveland

I'm sick of scouts.  After watching DeShaun Watson punk the Buckeyes, I'm furious that these clowns had me comparing this guy to Teddy Bridgewater.  How tf can you call that arm "slightly above average"?  How can you fault his accuracy in ANY circumstances?

Ohio State owns one of the best secondaries in college, and they were ON those Clemson receivers.  It didn't matter, because it's impossible for any defensive back to legally prevent a perfect pass from being caught.

That was almost unbelievable accuracy.  One receiver fell down, and Watson did get too greedy throwing into double coverage for two interceptions, but niether one will bother real scouts.

The size stuff is also bugging me.  Watson looks over 6'1" to me.  You just watch, he'll be around 6'2".  He does need to see Hans and Franz, however; here the Bridgewater comparison holds up.

Watson delivers in big games, every time.  No, don't mention his one Bowl loss.  He had 21 other guys with him, ok?  And he IS Clemson's offense.  They don't have a running game (well, except for HIM).

But wow did he have HELP!  I had no idea Clemson's defense was that good.  People talk about the defensive line, but I need to check out that secondary too.  Nobody could get open!  I can't wait to look for future Cleveland Browns on that roster!

Oh yeah too bad Ohio State lost.  I'm stunned.  It was Watson and that defense...wow.

A dumb supplicant asked Mary Kay Cabbot if Hue Jackson would demand changes in the front office.  Where tf did that come from?  Why?  Who did what wrong?  Those guys were one of the reasons he signed up in the first place!

But Mary doubled down in her response.  She thinks Hue will ask for a more experienced personel guy (like Berry or the senior scouts).

THIS JUST IN update: La Canfora read Mary Kay's opinion, and cited "numerous sources in and around the team" to declare that the Browns coaches would press Haslam for front office changes.

It's LaCanfora, ok?  Now we KNOW it's BS!

The reasons the Browns lost all those games had almost nothing to do with talent.  The whole middle of the offensive line got nuked, and there was zero continuity, sometimes even for any two sequential games.

Erving has improved, but doesn't look to have a high cieling at center, which is why today he'll play some right tackle. ( Note on this/ask LeCharles or Doug:  Aside from a brief stint at guard late last season, Erving has never played on the right side.  You need to cut him some slack, ok?)

Haden was never healthy, and the team in general relied heavily on rookies, who predictably made mistakes.  Kessler was never expected to start as a rookie, and RG3 was also Hue's idea.

They got Calhoun, Pryor, Collins, Reiter, come on!  Why would Hue want to monkey around with the front office?  Mary Kay you're still just plain wrong (but I like you anyway).

This is bad.  DeAngelo Williams is dinged a little, and since he's a running back and a geezer they might shelf him, too.  I think the Browns will win.  In fact I'm all over Crowell in fantasy and got some Pryor too.

Amazing, isn't it?  Only in Cleveland.  Watch Tomlin laughing at the end of the game.  If you listen outside the Steelers locker room you will hear this:

"NO MYLES GARRETT!  NO MYLES GARRETT!  YAYYYYYYYY!"