Sunday, July 19, 2020

The Joe Woods Defense, Idiocracy, and an Angry Rant

Everybody is trying to get a bead on what the 2020 Joe Woods Defense will look like.  I've gone over this before, but it was awhile ago, and I've learned some more since then.

Just as everybody ass umes that Kevin Sefanski will bench Kareem Hunt for a second Tight End, they also ass ume that Woods will always run a 4-man front.

It's true that Woods said he'd run a 4-3 based on the personnel he'd inherited before free agency and the draft, but if you ass umed that that was the whole truth and nothing but the truth, please take a reality pill.

Joe will no doubt run mostly 4 down fronts.  You don't want to waste Myles Garrett standing up and screwing around.

...on the other hand, Billings is a true nose tackle, both Richardson and Ogunjobi are better 3-4 DEs than they are 4-3 DTs, and Olivier Vernon was a pretty good 3-4 OLB, so Woods should run some 3-man fronts here and there as he rotates players in and out.

You can't have Myles Garrett playing every snap.  You just made a massive long-term investment in him, and you can't run him into the ground.

Ideally, you take Myles off on all the obvious short yardage downs (I know he can blow up runs too, but he's 1st and foremost a passrusher, and the team now has some good run-stuffers).

Vernon and Richardson are in their last seasons with the Browns.  They should get time off too, but in the real world, you might lean on those guys a little harder.

Woods likes screwing with Offenses while keeping it simple for his defense (so they can just play), so if he's really almost as smart as my humble self, he'll have Vernon standing up sometimes behind a Richardson/Billings/Ojunjobi 3-man front.

Takitaki can play OLB in a 3-4 too, and Mack Wilson profiles well as a 3-4 ILB blahblah long story short: Joe Woods can run any front he wants with these players.

There won't be a "front 7" more than 33% of the time, but a 3-man front is an option.

But Woods is mostly about lining up back 7 players kinda the same on every down and running different coverages off it at the snap.

We've been trying to figure out how to slow down Lamar Jackson and Big Ben here, and trickery and deceit is probably the best way.

Even when the QB identifies the real coverage instantly, one or more of his receivers might not, or might not make the right adjustment.  It can cause even seasoned vets to hold the ball, or make a critical mistake.

I do expect a lot of press/man on the outside, though.

I would like Jarvis Landry, Garrett, Ogunjobi etc to please grow up.

The likelihood of a professional athlete dying from Covid 19 is probably about the same as dying in a car wreck, so quit talking about "lives", you sissies.

Safe safety safe safe ahh, shaddap you freaking drones!  Ok fine why is the NFL letting these clowns drive cars?  They might get in a wreck and die!  Come on NFL any insurance actuary will tell you that guys who don't drive don't get in as many car wrecks so why are you letting your players drive cars huh?

Not the same thing?  Well yeah sure, an NFL Camp is like a petrie dish for this virus I get that, but no it's not that different, since if EVERY NFL player got infected, I doubt that any of them would die!

So I repeat: Why is the NFL letting these players drive cars?  Or fly on planes, or get on elevators, or walk down stairs?

Please get on that, JC Tretter!

These clowns can't think critically or do their own homework.  They think Fauci is the only expert while lots of just as qualified virologists disagree with him.  They swallow CNBC slanted statistics hook/line/sinker without doing any of their own homework.

This is obvious when Juice Landry talks about "saving lives" as he asks the NFL to...what...not have training camp?

Idiots: George Floyd had Covid 19.  Guess what his initial cause of death was!  Guess why!  Medicare paid triple for COVID 19 prognoses, and everybody who died of anything that tested positive well...

Knock-knock is anybody home!?!  If you triple testing you WILL triple the positives, especially since those with symptoms are tested first why can't you figure that out!?!

If you delete the NURSING HOME cases, the real death rate approximates that of other flu strains considered more benign.

(I assume they admitted that Floyd wasn't killed by the virus--I mean they charged his murderer--but all the heart attacks and strokes in the nursing homes well...)

What a freaking JOKE! Last night I had to listen to this woman screeching about coronavirus taking her out for a whole week and bashing Trump for not ohhmmmm....ohhmmmm...

Well anyway like I've been telling you people, the Idiocracy is deliberate, engineered by 5th column marxists who have been here since before Woodrow Wilson.

After a lifetime or derisive snickers and eyerolls, all the stuff I told you guys is hitting you in the face like a 2x4, and you ATTACK ME for saying "see? I was right."?

You can't even spare me that crumb after all that ridicule?  My GOD what an EGO OKbye








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