Wednesday, July 22, 2020

Myles Garrett, Browns, Idiocracy, Dumbassitude, Bad Analysis, and Stuff

I won't quibble with Myles Garrett's ranking 5th among pass rushers according to "coaches" per Chris Pokorney, but find some of one guy's comments pretty ignorant, and Chris himself off-base.

What's this "gets frustrated" stuff?  Is it a huge problem if he doesn't get any sacks in some games?  He has to get at least one or he failed?

Does he play in a vacuum?  He's supposed to dominate each and every opponent, when they all game-plan to avoid or slow him, specificly?

What about hurries, pressures, TFLs?  

Chris, how can you or that coach pound your gavel and say "if he doesn't get off to a good start", he's not effective?  Like Joe Thomas in his prime (with help) and Aaron Rodgers and a great game-plan don't matter?

I've seen Bosa, Bell, Mack etc all held sackless, but was never ignorant enough to say they had bad games (they never did), or sagely declare that they got "frustrated" when they didn't dominate immediately.

The ranking? Yeah those other guys (except maybe Bosa) are badasses and earned their props.

But Myles Garrett is a workaholic with more talent (factoring in his power and length) than all these other guys.

He's also intelligent and if he doesn't get any sacks in a game it's not because he got frustrated and spazzed out good grief.

One coach said that Garrett couldn't do that "4.5 second around the edge" thing.  I'm not sure what he meant, but it sounded like an actual technical critique.  I don't argue with those until I can soebpeona an expert witness of my own.

Baker Mayfield is in much better shape in 2020 than he was in 2019, but I read more dumbassitude as some writers imply that he was spending too much time on those commercials to work out last season.

Just shut tf up, please.  I'm so embarrassed for you.  Even if there were TEN of those forgettable commercials, they couldn't have cost Baker (or his wife) more than 3 hours each, including travel time to and from First Energy Stadium.

You people...what do you think he was memorizing a script?  Practicing his lines in front of a mirror?  Meditating to get "into character"?  20 or 30 takes?

I get so sick of this.  I'm 64 now.  The Dept of Indoctrination was established as I graduated Highschool (that was Comrade Carter.  It is illegal/unconstitutional but who cares haha).

Anyhow, ever since, the Idiocracy has risen up my calves to my navel and now I'm chin-deep in dumbassitude like blaming Mayfield's commercials for his crappy performance in 2019.

Njoku "failed to improve as a blocker", and sucks because Dorsey Kitchens benched him.  The Browns will BENCH KAREEM HUNT so Stefanski can use his 2-TE offense which he proved in 2019 he HAS to run no matter what or with whatever talent he has...

Idiocracy.  I'm so glad I don't (think I) have any kids.  I know my siblings do, and I tried.  I got more snickers and eyerolls there too, and I can't feel bad for them.

They will reap what they sow.  My work here is done.  What will be will be.

I warned you...wait oh yeah BROWNS excuse my digression:

Anyhow 75% of the "analysis" you read is idiocy.  Obviously, if you want critical thinking and are not a drone or sheep and are a Browns fan you should read this Blog.

Screw it okbye





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