Sunday, December 29, 2019

LET'S FIRE EVERYBODY AGAIN!!! Or at Least Freddie!!! ALL HIS FAULT right?

Ok quit spazzing out here!  Obviously losing to the Bengals after a massively disappointing season sucked, but wtf the Browns need linebackers, tight ends, and safeties now?

No doubt defensive linemen, kickers, punters, long-snappers and wide receivers are one click away!

Crap even before this game rumors were floating around about firing John Dorsey!

Fire the custodian and landscapers and limo guys too why the fk not GET A GRIP!!!

Freddie Kitchens didn't order Baker Mayfield to throw interceptions, or Greg Robinson to get caught holding/let people by him, or defenders to miss tackles, and there was nothing wrong with his playcalling either.

Oh, you can pick-pick-pick at playcalling: You can't run on every single 1st down.  You HAVE TO pass sometimes, as any NFL defense will stuff you if you're that PREDICTABLE.

And 2nd and 10 or 12 is what it is, Virginia!  You kinda HAVE TO PASS DO YOU UNDERSTAND!?!

Pick-pick-pick 20/20 hind-sight armchair bullshit...

Kitchens had nothing to do with Garrett's suspension, Vernon's chronic injuries, Zeitler/the weak offensive line, OBJ's injury, the decimation of the secondary, or...

It looks like he'll get fired now to appease YOU people with your pitchforks and torches, but I just want to point out that you are all a bunch of sheep.

You don't understand football, and don't comprehend the words you are mindlessly regurgitating.  No offense.

Ahead of this game, Nick Dudukovich wondered if Paul DePodesta might be making a "power play" within the organization.

Nick is really smart, but is overreaching here, as all my readers get:

1: DePodesta is rich, and is doing what he does here as a hobby. He doesn't care about power, or drama.

2: DePodesta might indeed want to be listened to more, but as-is he is not under Dorsey, and has Jimmy Halsam's ear.

3: Paul DePodesta is the Chief STRATEGY Officer, not a talent scout.

While his analytics help Dorsey narrow down players and decide what to pay them, John Dorsey is the personnel boss, period.

DePodesta is a "geek":  He will seek to maximize the salary cap, draft picks, and payroll for long-term, sustained, success.

Nick Dudukovich is probably a big "Game of Thrones" fan.  

Paul DePodesta doesn't care about power (or fame, or money, or even credit).

Nick went further in another article, asserting that Dorsey can't trade OBJ now because his bro Jarvis Landry would go nuts.

Nah, Nick: Professional athletes are spoiled brats more than we are, but they're not tantrum-prone kindergarteners either.

Jarvis Landry is (trust me) insulted by your article, if he's read it.

If John Dorsey can get a good deal for OBJ, he will make that trade, and Jarvis Landry will accept it, because he is an ADULT.

Moreover, Paul DePodesta is pushing for this trade, as it would free up cap money and add more draft picks for sustained, long-term success.

Nick Dudukovich: You have great potential, but have a lot to learn.

It might be generational.  I didn't grow up watching unreality shows.  The drama was all in the Soap Operas, and we knew it was bullshit.

In the real world, people tend to cooperate and get along a lot more than they try to screw eachother and stab eachother in the back...

And YES, Nick: Loyalty, Honor, Freindship, and stuff like that are REAL, and common.

John Dorsey and Paul DePodesta get along fine, and have very different roles in the organization.  Nick...you're off the rails here.  You're not ME yet.

Get away from DRAMA until you have a better bead on politics and interpersonal stuff.

Nick, I know all about real politics and power-struggles, and have the scars to prove it.  Don't take the shows you watch so seriously--in the real world, DePodesta and Dorsey get along fine, and OBJ and Landry are adults.












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