Monday, October 21, 2019

You Want Scary? The 2019 Browns Got FREDDIE! ...I hope.

I'm watching the New England Patriots dominate and dismantle the New York Jets (who last week annihilated the Cowboys), and am scared.

But I'm more scared of the Pats' Defense than I am of their Offense.

I believe the Browns' (healthy) Defense is better than the crew Gregg Williams has to work with.  They can get more heat on Brady (without blitzing), and the Pats' version of Nick Chubb is his former teammate Sony Michell.

But that defense...I'm in my safe space, in a fetal position, sucking my thumb.

I do know that Baker Mayfield is (and will remain) better than Sam Darnold, and Nick Chubb is better than Ebineezer Bell, and---

What?  Nah just look at current stats ok?  Bell doesn't have perhaps the best Offensive Line in the NFL in front of him anymore, while Chubb...well just think with your brain, ok?

(PS Booger McFarland please stop gushing about Bell!  There are 7-10 running backs that are kicking his ass get over it, Booger!)

But I digress:  I am hardwired to do my best (and take as many of them with me as I can if I can't win), so I think the Browns' Offense should:

1: Play smashmouth.  Nothing cute; don't try to outsmart them.  It's a Belichick defense.  Just try to overpower and bully them.

You know, Freddie: Like 2 Tight Ends or running backs?  Like YOU did in 2018?  Tap-tap is this thing on?

More to follow okbye

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