Saturday, July 29, 2017

Rebuilding 101 and Remedial Experience for Browns Pundits

It's depressing to read that the Browns need to trade for linebackers and wide receivers.

While there are concerns about Corey Coleman's durability, I personally consider Ricardo Louis's interment, along with the other second year players (mass grave, ya no?) as premature.

As you see in my last post, with Duke Johnson the top contender for slot receiver, Crowell a capable slot guy himself, and the two wide receiver-like tight ends, there won't even be room for the wide receivers who are already here!

I didn't even mention Peppers or Gordon.  This crap is getting so deep I need a snorkel.  Hell, this guy wants to trade for a Ricardo Louis CLONE!

It's like Kessler Derangement Syndrome (KDS) except it fixates on wide receivers!

And linebackers?  My God are you blind?  What do you people have against grooming young players in the second year of a rebuild? 

Give these young players a chance!  The Steelers and Patriots do this.  They fill out their rosters with home-grown talent...yes, they let them play!  Honest!  And you know what else?  They get better!  No it's true!

But wait!  There's more!  Do you know how players become experienced veterans?  By p l a y i n g.  Can you say that?  In fact, believe it or not, all experienced veterans were once inexperienced!  No kidding!

Are you beginning to start to comprehend how this works yet?

Speaking of the Steelers, Laveon Belle is just a dick.  He was offered something like 15 mil/year in an age where the top paid running back makes around 8.  I hope the Browns defense pounds that greedy bastard to paste.

I don't care how good a player is, I don't want dirtbags like this anywhere near my locker room.

Sadly, Isaiah Crowell was probably waiting to see what Belle got paid so he could extort more money.  I guess Belle did the Steelers and Browns both a favor by turning that rediculously inflated offer down.  What is that 12% of the cap!?

The massive offer, however, gives me hope that the Steelers front office is getting dumber!  We can trust Sashi not to offer Crow ten mil/year, anyway.  He overpaid a couple guys, because a 1-15 team has to, but he'll never get that rediculous.

I never root for a player to get injured, but Ebineezer Belle is making that difficult.

The Browns signed RB Brandon Wilds and released George Atkinson III.  I can't figure out what the problem was with George, but obviously there was one.

Wilds looks statisticly unimpressive, but he is a hard one-cut runner with pretty good combine numbers.  Atkinson was exceptionally fast, but Wilds has decent speed, and possibly more explosion.  He may also be a better pass-blocker.

I wish both guys luck.




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