Sunday, September 13, 2020

Ravens Scrape By Browns in Opener, Just Barely

As I write this, the Browns are trailing the Ravens (38-6) with 4 minutes left.  They just punted on 4th and 12. (Update: 2 minute warning).

I am skeptical about a Browns win here.

I'm not very surprised.

There was no preseason this year, and teams with continuity have a huge advantage over teams with new Coaches/systems/players.

Yeah yeah I bashed Fantasy guys who projected a Ravens blowout based on 2019 stats, and predicted a competitive game, but don't Donald Trump me over that:

The Browns were "in it" initially, but penalties and turnovers wrecked them (ps Nick Chubb did NOT fumble in the 4th quarter. That was a bad call backed up by "inconclusive" (bullshit), or whatever they call it this week.)

Ravens TE Andrews was wide open in the end zone for the Ravens' first TD.  That was a blown assignment, ok?

It is not Joe Woods who tells Sendejo or Joseph or whoever to ignore Andrews in the end zone DO YOU UNDERSTAND?

I got more:

Comrade Mayfield looked a lot like Brian Hoyer.  He threw it away (or over the receiver's head) every time he scrambled.

Twice (that I saw) OBJ was open, and Mayfield overthrew him deep.

He did this on purpose.  He was throwing the ball away.

There is something wrong with Comrade Mayfield.  He was always bloodthirsty, even through 2018.  He'd go deep every chance he got, and was fearless about it.

WTF?  Mayfield had at least two chances to burn the Ravens deep, and he deliberately threw it away!

TRUST ME: OBJ is in Mayfield's face over this, and so are the coaches.

And YES, I am officially worried about Comrade Mayfield.  There is something wrong with him!  He has regressed!   I can't figure it out...

Is there something in the water?  Was his record-setting rookie season just because he hadn't soaked the poison in yet?

But I'm deliberately a glass half-full guy:

1: I expect Van Pelt and Stefanski to get Mayfield's head out of his ass.  After all, all they need to do is make Mayfield himself again.

2: Comrade Mayfield indeed needs to focus on football (or (whahevah) as he’s...just... well he SUCKS, ok?

In this game, the Browns fell behind, which spells doom for any team in the NFL vs the Ravens.

But Aaron Rodgers might have come back.  

Baker Mayfield CHOKED.  

I can't figure this out!  Look back from 2018 through his College carreer, and tell me where Baker Mayfield choked.

The rest of the team was ok (believe it or not):

Chubb and Hunt kicked ass, and the Defense only caved in once they were down by 13+ points late in the first half.


I commend Comrade Stefanski for conceding the game, and treating it as a "preseason" game once a comeback was unthinkable. 


...okbye...except:

Comrade Mayfield's deciision not to kneel for the National anthem (but to support his oppressed and abused black brothers) demonstrates his lack of character, as well as his cluelessness.

There IS no "systemic" racism, and I can count on my fingers the questionable killings of bros by cops in 2020.

Most of THOSE (including the majority of those on the back of these cretins' helmets) were LEGIT (as if that matters).

Comrade Mayfield can kneel or stand, but he's still a sheep, a dumbass, and a Biden.

Mike Ditka is who Comrade Mayfly thinks he is, but well...?

And BLM is a blatently communist organization, committed to the destruction of capitalism.  They're dictating the DNC's platform...

Ah fuck you.  This is all right up in your face, and you think Comrade Mayfield's not kneeling makes him sentient.

I look forward to being dead, so I don't have to experience the destruction of this greatest nation ever.

I'm sick of clueless spoiled brats mindlessly regurgitating propaganda (and burning down neighborhood businesses, etc).

The fkng US Constitution takes about 1 hour to read, and the Communist Manifesto is even shorter, and these spoiled brats have read niether.

They're TOOLS.  Drones.  Sheep.

Our Department of Indictrination in action.

Nevermind okbye







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