Monday, November 19, 2018

Gregg Williams, Memorex Morons, Browns Pundit Stockholm Syndrome

I'm a big fan of Condoleeza Rice (a huge Browns' fan), but how tf can so many writers regurgitate this crap about the Browns considering her as their next Head Coach?

If this was April 1st, I get it.  But it's not, and I feel as if we're now living in the movie "Idiocracy".

We need to resume teaching Critical Thinking in our schools (Condi agrees by the way).

I won't waste any more time on that topic.

Terry Pluto wrote a good article on the Browns' coaching search.

Like Randy Gurzi and everybody else, he all but dismissed Gregg Williams as a candidate.

And this "interview" stuff is stupid.  John Dorsey won't perform this pro-forma ritual with a guy he talks to every day and knows as well as he knows Mike McCarthy.

Terry thinks that Gregg won't have a chance unless he wins like four out of the remaining six games -snort-.

This is where Terry and others float away from reality.  The Gregg Williams Browns probably WILL win at least four games.

This is classic Stockholm Syndrome stuff; major mental dysfunction.  

Nobody seems capable of separating the pre-Hue/Dorsey Browns from the post-Hue/Dorsey Browns.

Nobody seems able to fathom the fact that rookie players usually start getting their bearings in the latter stages of their first seasons.

Jeez these people are still talking about putting Callaway back on the bench, and finding an "adult" to mentor junior Mayfield!

Idiocracy!  For real!  

Not ONE legit coach or scout in the NFL isn't scared shitless by Baker Mayfield (and Nick Chubb).  But HERE, we got Terry Pluto dismissing four more wins as unthinkable.

Did I mention "Stockholm Syndrome" yet?  

Knock-knock anybody home?  If you think the Bengals (with or without Green) or the Ravens (with or without Flacco) should be favored over these post-apocolyptic Browns, there is something wrong with you.

Ah yes! Stockholm Syndrome!

The Bengals and Ravens are not as good as the Browns.  The Texans and Panthers are tough, but still in the same tier.

With a different quarterback and bad coaches, this young, inexperienced team tied the Steelers and took the Saints to overtime.

Coaching MATTERS.  Experience MATTERS. Baker Mayfield and Nick Chubb matter!!!

Memorex Morons.  Stockholm Syndrome.  Gregg Williams will submit his Head Coach resume the old fashioned way, and really surprise Terry Pluto.







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