Monday, October 15, 2018

The Sky is Falling. Fire Everybody. Browns in Desperate Tailspin. We're all gonna die

The Cleveland Browns are NOT desperate for wide receivers.  Take a freaking pill, Mary Kay!  And again with the Dez Bryant thing?  And the human fragmentation grenade from the Giants?

You're spazzing out.  Calm down.  You too, Terry!

Callaway isn't "ready", right?  Well, he gets open, doesn't he?  Then he does what?  He drops the damn ball!  This is an "experience" thing now, is it?  He needs a couple more years to get his PHD in catching the damn ball?

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And then there's Ratley.  He caught six of eight passes.  Yes he did!  Look it up!  That really happened--honest!  And I just checked: Dameion Ratley is still on the roster!

So why are you acting like Callaway is the only possible current option at X?

And Lesmerisis is correct:  Duke Johnson is a pretty good wide receiver.  The coaches have talked about getting him on the field more often.  Duke caught five passes yesterday.

You people see "RB" next to a name and that's it for you!

DeValve was a wide receiver, and did you ever see Josh Gordon and Njoku stanting side by side?  Same problem:  They've got "TE" next to their names, so that's that, right?

I'd like to have Amari Cooper, but at what cost?  He was a first round pick.  He's not an X either.  The best cornerbacks shut him down without help.

Beckham--come on they'd demand half the Browns' draft class! And now you've got this drama queen spazzing out on the sidelines and driving everybody nuts! The guy belongs in an asylum!

And Dez Bryant runs crappy routes and doesn't belong in a timing offense.  And he's another prima donna to boot!

Calm down!  The Browns have six receivers.  It doesn't matter what they're labelled on the roster.  They go downfield and catch footballs.

And YOU might be utterly oblivious to what Ratley just did, but I'm not.  He should end up ahead of Callaway (at X) right now, because he catches the damn ball, okay?

It's true, Terry!  Dameion Ratley is a prodigy!  He can already catch the football!  He's taken his equivelancy exam and got his PHD in catching footballs!  Amazing, right?

Yes, he dropped one in the end zone, but it was the exception, not the rule.  They just need to demote Callaway until he can be more reliable, and start Ratley at X.

Put Duke on the field for a 3-wide and/or add DeValve it's no big deal people!

Perriman is here for depth, and Streater's status is up in the air (stingers are tricky). If Ratley goes down, and Callaway still can't catch a cold, then go ahead and tell everybody the sky is falling, and Dorsey needs to do something incredibly stupid ASAP.

One guy they should bring back is Jordan Leslie.

Joe Schobert pulled a hammy, and losing him definitely would hurt the defense.

Because of his experience, Chris Kirksey would be the right guy to take over inside.  Physically, Avery is a better fit, but he can't be expected to read offenses and make the right calls yet.

At least Avery would get to play more, which is a good thing.

Just a few corrections here:

1: Maker Mayfield rises up on his toes as he throws.  A bumb ankle will effect any quarterback's throwing mechanics, but especially Mayfield's.

2: Please pick out seven or fewer people to blame and pillary.  Don't just throw everybody in Berea under the bus.

3: Tight man coverage, not height, screwed Mayfield up.  

4: Philip Rivers is an elite quarterback.  Most of the teams the Browns will play going forward don't have elite quarterbacks.

5: If every team going forward tries to match what San Diego's defense a: some of them will get in trouble because they don't have the safety or cornerbacks to pull it off and b: Mayfield will adapt.

The Browns should have beaten the Steelers and Saints, and did beat the Ravens and Jets.  That happened.

This was one freaking game, so swallow that acidic, vicious bile some of you are spewing, bashing everybody down to the equipment manager.

It's just Spazz City around here!


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