Eric Edholm (Shut Down Corner.com) wonders if, while standing at a press conference, Ray Farmer accidentally exposed his free agent board to the world on a white board right behind him.
At first, I thought this guy was kidding. But later in the article, he actually copies and pastes a response from the Browns about the board!
It's pretty bad when drunk fans see black helicopters, but here I am doing this damn blog and some idiot thinks this idiot is better than me.
It's depressing. Ok look: Ray Farmer knew that board was behind him. It was there for a reason. I haven't figured out the reason yet, but it sure as hell wasn't there by accident DDDUUUHHHHH!!!!
Cody Norman of the Bleacher Report who, like every Bleacher Report writer, just loves the word "desperate", nevertheless wrote a really good article on five free agents who would make a difference for the Browns.
I prefer the Giants Hynoski to the venerable and less verstatile and athletic Vonta Leach at fullback, but since Ray has just signaled that he means to contend immediately with the Dansby signing, and since Leach should be dirt cheap, I wouldn't mind.
From Joe Mazulo of Dawg Pound Daily, I copied this:
- Lastly, here are some names that you could hear surface with the Browns in the next few days: RB’s Ben Tate and Anthony Dixon. WR’s Julian Edelman and Emmanuel Sanders. OT Anthony Collins, DL Alex Carrington and CB Antonio Cromartie.
If Ben Tate is under 4 million, that would be ok. I heard Bill Polian and other guys going over the cliff talking about the Browns not having a number one or even number two running back, and I'm sick of it.
It's similar to those who already have Hoyer's headstone prepared. Obgannaya averages over 5 yards per carry and Baker has done nothing to prove he's NOT a number one back in a zone system. I believe Polian got caught up having some fun and being cute, because he's really full of crap here.
Alex Carrington, I believe, might grease the skids for Rubin and his big contract. I need to remind people that Rubin is a NT first and a DE second, since the population of Oblivia, Ohio think he's just a DE. But he gets paid a lot, Carrington is a true DE, and there is other depth at nose tackle.
Cromartie is 29, didn't need surgery for his hip flexor, and might cost about 25% of what the greatest and most humble football player in history, Darryl Revis, would cost. Signing Cromartie for actual cornerback money would help the Browns sign Joe Haden, who, at this point in their respective careers, might be better that Revis.
If the Browns pay Revis the rediculous, outrageous quarterback money that pig is demanding, I couldn't blame Joe Haden for stepping away from the table and demanding more. He can't possibly be as greedy as Revis is, but he's a man and has to respond to an insult.
Cromartie isn't as good as Revis, but he is really good. MATH.
Update: Revis signed with the Pats for twelve milllionnn dolllarzz. Would have been 13 here, and Haden would want the same. 26 mil for two cornerbacks you can't do that do you understand?
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