Insanity

Yeah. Let's get DeSean Jackson. For our #4 pick. And over half the 20 mil they have to spend. Let's do that. And while we're at it, let's get Danny Amendola, who catches passes at the torrid pace of one per game from the slot. Certainly, the reciever we need is a slot guy. We don't have any slot guys who kicked butt last season or anything, and Cribbs only caught around 45 passes, so we really need Amendola bad.

Oh yeah. He's an Eagle. Heckert helped draft him. Therefore it's a given.

Yep. And Peyton Hillis is a locker room cancer. How dare he not play with strep throat! How dare he take a day off from rehabbing a hamstring to get married. You need all the rehab you can get with a hamstring. You have to stretch it, and...umm...well anyhow he might have forgot to stretch it!

And all those terrible things he said about the team, like....well I know he must have said some stuff! And he was asking for 6 mil/ year or something! What a slap in the face to the management! You just can't go around asking for more money like that!

Of course, the management hasn't been talking about how desperately they want him back, which of course means they hate him and won't make any offers at all because he sucks. And of course he still wants 6 mil/year no matter what, so there's no room for compromise.

They should also draft that left tackle that's about as good as Joe Thomas at number four, pay him more than everybody else, and make him a right tackle.

We should trade both our firsts and our second this year and another first next year to move up two slots and get RG III.

Or instead, we should pay the entire FA budget on Peyton Manning, who is only 36-37 and will do so much more with the same recievers and offensive line. In no time at all, we will then overtake Pitt and Balt. and go to the Superbowl weeks or even months before Peyton retires in 2013 or 2014!

I mean, all we need is a right tackle, number one reciever, defensive end, linebacker, cornerback and of course running back since Hillis sucks so bad.

We trade our number four for DeSean Jackson, and cut some people to afford him and Manning. Like that Norwood guy. Cut him--we can get Amendola.

Whatever we do, we can't trade down. Look what happened last season! Julio Jones caught four more passes than Little! Everybody knows that after the top 5 everybody is a bum!

Think I'm funny? Well, I'm allowed to vote. Who's laughing now?