Browns Skill Players Didn't Get the Talent Memo

Somebody needs to tell Terrelle Pryor, Josh Gordon, Corey Coleman, Gary Barnidge, and RG3 they lack talent.  They don't seem to have got all those memos the pundits have been publishing.

They seem to think they can actually move the ball and score points on vastly more talented players.  Perhaps an intervention is in order.

No doubt when the regular season starts, opposing coverage guys will take the kid gloves off and disabuse these upstarts of their delusions of talent.

No doubt these untalented non-playmakers became delusional by practicing against the worst secondary in football.

And how could Desmond Trufant stop laughing long enough to prevent Pryor from blowing his doors off?  I mean really, could that happen in a real game?

Somebody needs to talk to these guys!  I mean, when the games count and much more talented defenses get serious, they're in for a huge let-down!

Guys!  You're the least talented team in football!  None of you are playmakers!  If you don't believe me, ask everybody else!  Accept this now, or you're going to get your hearts broken!  Stop lying to yourselves!

Robert, if you'd just pay attention you'd know you can never play from the pocket and that your knee is shot and you can't run any more!  What are you doing?  

Don't you know they only signed you to make sure they wouldn't accidentally win a game and miss out on the number one pick next season?

Even if you did have any talent, isn't it obvious you have nobody to throw to?  Hue, how can you do this to those poor naaive kids?  

Josh you're fat!  What makes you think you can catch passes?  Terrelle, it takes years to become a wide receiver!  Why are you doing this to yourself?  Corey, you played for Baylor.  You need a year to learn the route tree!  Stop it you guys!

Oh well.  They won't listen.  They'll just have to learn the hard way that they're not playmakers and are part of the worst team in football.

I'm glad I read all the expert opinions myself.  Otherwise I might be falling for it myself!

The people who wrote this article can't be paying attention, either.  In predicting the Browns' first eight games, they found three wins instead of eight blowouts!

Stop encouraging them, guys!  It will only hurt worse when they find out all the massively more talented teams have just been toying with them!