Saturday, February 27, 2016

Draft Dumbassitude Dominates

Any team drafting Braxton Miller must have a creative offensive coordinator who can take advantage of his unique skills.

WRONG. If the wide receivers were ranked according to talent, Miller would be number one.  He has everything it takes to become a premier number one receiver.  Size, speed, hands, athleticism.

I'm frankly stunned to hear him talked about as if he's some gimmick player who needs help to be productive in the NFL.

That's okay with me if it gets him to the second round for the Browns.

For these (Alex Marvez is one) journalists on NFL Radio, Miller is only one rung ahead of Terrelle Pryor on a hundred rung ladder leading to NFL wide receiver competence.  Since Pryor is three or four years away from being able to run correct routes and master the complexities of extending hands, meeting the ball with hands, wrapping fingers around balls, retracting arms to secure balls IM SORRY I CANT EVEN MAKE FUN OF THIS ANYMORE IT'S JUST TOO STUPID TO EVEN BE FUNNY ANYMORE!

I know some idiot was caught talking about the Browns next former quarterback, but that doesn't bother me as much. This was a national guy and the Browns have been a joke for so long that it was just too easy to resist, and I gotta say kinda funny.

Still, it was stupid.  He insulted Hue Jackson and all the new front office people who weren't here last season.  The jerk sounded like a Browns fan, and should have known better.

This draft is especially deep in defensive linemen, and then offensive linemen.  The defensive linemen include a number of potential 3-4 outside linebackers.

Right through the fourth, and even into the fifth round, the Browns should be able to land some quality players at these positions.

In earlier entries, I cited the need for a rotational player on the defensive line, and offensive linemen for the future and insurance.  In this draft, the Browns can get these guys a round or more lower than they could in most other drafts.

It's looking good, because of Farmer's compensatory picks (which now may be tradeable).

The first pick will be a quarterback.  The next two can be best available.  On day three, the Browns can start collecting sliders for the trenches.

Mohammed Sanu: Those who consider his signing by Hue Jackson a given assume too much.  Hue made the most of him, including demoting him, but didn't draft him.  He merely KNOWS him.

Still, the blind squirrel could have found an acorn.  He's stronger and more durable than Hartline, and familiar with Hue's system.

This should not effect Travis Benjamin, who is so different that he might as well play a different position.

The guy who could effect Travis Benjamin is Andrew Hawkins.  One or the other could well be gone.


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