Tuesday, November 3, 2015

Mad Mike

I've reluctantly come to the conclusion that Mike Pettine is a Martonian.  It's becoming more and more difficult to read or hear Mike's discussions of the quarterback situation.

Josh McCown himself, as stubborn and tough as he is, isn't hiding his injury.  When you have trouble breathing, that's a cracked rib or two.

When you can't sleep, its because lying down spreads your ribs, and the pain of breathing keeps you awake.

Yet Mike Pettine is again leaving it up to McCown!  

LET IT FREAKING HEAL A LITTLE for crying out loud!  It will only get worse if he plays!  The Bengals will be coming at him with the kitchen sink, and its still legal to target his ribs!

Mike, are you out of your damn mind?  What a freaking blockhead!

I sure hope Coach Josh decides it might be smarter to take some time off and let his injuries HEAL just a little bit before he ends up with a PUNCTURED LUNG or something.

Remember Drew Bledsoe?  He got the meat torn off his ribs-didn't you just flinch when you heard that?

That's what Josh and Mike are working up to!  He's all tenderized and everything!

Some people called Ray about Joe Thomas.  Ray listened.  Since the offer didn't include the stars or the moon, no deal.  The end.

Kudos to Alex Mack for wanting to stick with his teammates til the end of the season.  So he could pack up his stuff properly and pick his own team.

Mack is a mercenary.  God bless Joe Thomas.  He likes it here.  I love ya, Joe!  I wouldn't trade you for anything.  Except...never mind.

Well we can HOPE for Johnny Thursday.  Then we'll find out if the Bengals can hit a curve ball.

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