Sunday, May 24, 2015

Cleveland Browns Have a Spare Running Back...

Ring...Ring...

This is Ray Farmer.

Ray?  This is Jerry.

Jerry who?

Very funny.  I'm calling to talk about Isaiah Crowell.

Okay, we can talk about West.  

...Okay if that's how it is...well I'm ready to give you a fourth roun CLICK.

Ring...Ring...Ring...Ring...Ring...Ring

This is Ray Farmer.

Okay Ray, what do you want for Crowell?

Not sure I want anything for Terrence West.  I like him a lot.  He's a total-package bigger back, just now mastering the blocking and recieving parts.  Not looking bad even in the slot right now.

What about Crowell?

Who?

...Okay then.  But you have Johnson and Crowell now, and that other guy Glenn Winston you like so much.  You need to get rid of somebody.

No I don't.  Those guys just exactly fill out the position group.  But I know you're hurting for a running back, so--

Who told you that?  We're all set there!  We just need a little depth, is all--

I think I'm going into a bad area here, might lose your signal...

Okay okay.  What will it take?  I can't give you a first or a second.  We're getting old--I'll need those picks.

That's a problem.  I know you're going to win a lot of games with what you've got, so your picks will all be low ones.  You've even got a shot to go all the way.  By the way, you really need to get that done now--how old is Tony Romo, again?
You just need a little help here and there, at certain positions...

Well okay, I know West is pretty good, but not that good.

First round pick, Jerry.

Can't do that.

I'm happy to keep him then.

God, you're killin' me Ray!  

I don't think so.  He's cheap and you've got him locked up for awhile.  He's young, but he's got good experience, and he's taken the rough edges off--knows what he's doing and ready to go.  And he's about the only missing piece you've got.

You're almost there, Jerry.  You're loaded.  Except for that running back.  Are you going to get yourself a Superbowl drafting 26th or 28th?

Let me think about it.

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