Saturday, October 6, 2007

Browns to Upset Patriots!

That's right, the Cleveland Browns will upset the New England Patriots. They will lose by less than the 17 point spread, which should upset them. Also, at some point in the next decade or so, they should defeat them, which is certainly upsetting. And you can take this to the bank.

This is for copy/paste to my relatives:

I came across this great site about the Browns. This guy is a genius! He had Anderson pegged as the deserving starter and a promising talent a long time ago. He tore national "experts" a new one the instant they declared Jamal Lewis washed up based on the Pitt massacre. He's been lobbying for Josh Cribbs for months.

This guy called this offensive line one of the deepest and most talented even before the season began-- now that the Ravens, Raiders, and Bungles really weren't too timid, or too old, or too overconfident, like everybody else on the planet is saying to explain away Anderson's comfort zone--but that this line (and supporting staff) has been a WALL; it's simply that good!

He said that Eric Wright would start immediately, but might have trouble mastering the nuances of ZONE coverage--but had the brains to do it over the course of 3-5 games.

He wanted Ted Washington cut, Smith to start at nose tackle, predicted Edwards's emergence into the elite ranks, declared the Cravens overrated, said before the start of the season that a sixth rounder for Frye would be a bargain, anticipated many elements of the Chud offense, and it's effectiveness...

I just wish that I was as smart as this guy--but as you know so very well, I'm not. I'm just me, is all. So I know that I have nothing to offer, but at least I can find somebody who is really insightful and informative, and turn you onto him. As soon as I found him and read a little, I bookmarked it so that I could go back to check out what new brilliant stuff he had come up with, at least once a week.

Man, you should see him rip up the "experts" when they say dumb stuff. Here's the link: http://brownssanity.blogspot.com/.

Now: The line is 17 and I took the Browns. I think they can lose by less than that. I can't work up much hope for a win here.

Everybody is saying that the Pats will be all over Anderson, but they're full of crap. This offensive line and the backs and tight ends are way ahead of schedule as bodyguards. The evil spymaster will instead use trickery and deciet to con Anderson into throwing interceptions. He'll deploy a shell 2-deep coverage and use zone, and he won't often send more than four guys.

He'll tolerate Lewis gashing him a little, and some intermediate completions, going for turnovers and clock-bleeding.

Offensively, he'll just attack in every way possible. The Browns will mirror his defense in order to contain Moss and (ahem) Morris, and also hope for turnovers. Little chance of that, but it's all they got. A difference is that they will (or SHOULD) blitze liberally--and forget what you hear about how that's dumb vs. Brady. It's dumbER vs. Brady to give him time, and vis Morris to let him get rolling.

Fear not, however. I have secured some Brady hair and constructed a voodoo doll. If he breaks or stubs his right big toe, you will have me to thank for it. I have also sent ex-lax-laden Brownies to the Patriots, although I fear that the evil spymaster Belichick will detect it and foil this.

http://brownssanity.blogspot.com/

How bout them Injuns!?!

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