Friday, April 27, 2007

Dear Phil: Here's what you should do:

Ok first, Russell and Johnson are GMF's. See how bad Miami wants Quinn. They have an extra second rounder, and you might be able to hose them out of that and a third, or deferred second rounder.

Arizona might want Russell and is afraid Tampa will get him. See about extorting their second and maybe fourth to flip. Maybe you can do that first and then find Quinn still there to hold for ransom for Miami.

Boy that'd be cool. Flip with AZ and get their second rounder, then go to nine and screw Miami out of their second rounder and a third next year!

Ok so then offer the ninth overall to San Diego for Turner.

Too many people want us to take Peterson, but the injury stuff is for real, and you and I know it. Turner rates just a tad behind him, and ahead of Lynch, and everybody (who knows their stuff) is CERTAIN that Turner can be a bellcow 25 carry per game back. Who blocks and catches and can make big plays.

Ok-ok, now as soon as Quinn is gone pull the trigger on the Chaun Thompson for either Josh McKown ot Chris Simms deal. Miami will be pissed, but tough perogies. They're both young, improving deep passers, ready to start in the new vertical offense.

Ok so now you've got a QB, a stud running back, and a bunch of second rounders. Now you can try to get Staley. Allemon is probably a third. Tank Tyler, maybe Branch...whatever-I'll leave that to you.

Ok now that you know what to do, get a good night's sleep and go get 'em tomorrow.

Your humble expert advisor, Wile E. Coyote

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