Here is why guys like me can't write for most publications. The linked article (CBS Sports again--different writer) does the Ross Perot thing; you know, standing in the middle, and pointing respectful fingers equally at both sides?
Ken Dorsey now knows he underestimated the aggragate intelligence of Browns fans, and has retreated (slightly) from his astonishing Sashi/roster-bashing last week.
This writer stipulates a few Browns players like Garrett, Gordon (I know G Sashi didn't draft him quit interrupting dammit), Collins, and somebody else...then says "are there holes? Of course! Lots of them!"
BULL. SHIT.
I'm so freaking sick of this! SHOW ME THE GDAMN HOLES!!!
DEFINE "HOLE". SHOW ME ONE "HOLE" (besides quarterback) ok? Where is it?
Oh yeah, I forgot HEAD COACH, so that makes it plural, but this still doesn't add up to "a lot", you see? TWO isn't "a lot". You need at least three for the smallest possible "lot", ok?
Excuse the hell outta me for speaking english and thinking literally and coherently, and being allergic to bullshit.
Lower round players like DeValve, Shon Coleman, Schobert, Drango, Kindred, Ogunjobi, Brantley, Dayes etc are not fakes. Free agents like Zeitler, Tretter, McCourtey, and Coley are real football players. Undrafted free agents like Boddy-Calhoun are not fake football players.
That covers Brown, but if you've mastered arithmatic, toss in Gordon, Thomas, Duke, Crow, Bitonio, Telfer, and Kirksey and tell me where tf these "holes" are gdammit!
Dorsey was TOTALLY full of shit, PERIOD. REALITY IS WHAT IT IS.
The Browns need a quarterback and a Head Coach, period.
DEAL with it.
And oh yeah: Think with your BRAIN.
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