Monday, October 7, 2013

You People

I'm old enough to remember people like you driving Art Modell out of town.  And that's what happened.  The Indians get a brand new stadium and Art gets the finger.  The plumbing is shot and leaking, the grass is green paint, muni was built on a landfill and methane percolated up when it rained.

I couldn't listen to sports talk anymore because people like you were calling in, calling Art Modell the worst person in history for firing Marty and hiring Bill.  You know--Bill Belichick?  

"I hope he dies, but his son might be worse."  "He micromanages" (that was bullcrap.  Art was hands off and left football stuff to football people--but that was said and repeated until it was accepted as fact).  Worst owner in history.  Had little to do with the TV contract (see you were making stuff up as you went along.  You can't leave your victims with anything at all.)

Now it's Weeden.  Worst quarterback in history.  (By the way, I'm confiscating "deer in the headlights".  Shut up with that you drones.)

No no no it had nothing to do with the absence of Gordon, no running game, or drops!  No that's just more excuses!  

Look at what Hoyer did.  Well sure, ok.  I love Hoyer.  Better than Weeden.  Smart, decisive, icewater in his veins--carreer backup my foot he could be a franchise guy.  And no, I doubt that Weeden can be.  Yes, he's better than Weeden.  Yes, they should KEEP him after the season and trade Weeden.

But that's not good enough for you Oxbow cretins.  No, it wasn't Weeden's four consecutive scoring drives--it was Benjamin and Ward.  No we can't give him any credit at all--none whatsoever.  He must be the worst ever, period.

I see what you see!  Okay so he stands there looking around til he eats the ball.  He's locked on (I heard he looked off in the last game though--no that can't be I got my hands over my eyes he didn't look anybody off ever because he sucks period--)

But he got better after Gordon told him to nononooo I can't hear you da-da-dada--

His QB rating is now nonononononooooooo

You freaking lynch-mob.  You mindless bunch of drones.

Brandon Weeden has done enough to win every single game, warts and all.  He takes unneccessary sacks, overlooks open recievers and delivers beautiful big plays and points.  Hoyer is better.  Hoyer has more upside.  Hoyer is the man.  But Weeden is okay.

Yes he is.  You're beyond reason here, come back.  He did enough to win without Josh Gordon--he delivered the throws to win both of the first two games.  He can't catch his own passes though--deal with it.

Now he's got Josh Gordon, so the Turner offense can hit on all cylinders.  The Browns can win with him.  

Grow up.  Back Weeden up.  If he kicks some butt this season, they might get a second rounder for him.  

Another thing: Those stats on players who do or don't come back or stick around after acl surgery?  He's  a  QUARTERBACK.  Not a running back, wide reciever, cornerback, etc.  He'll be back!  

Meanwhile, the Browns can win games with Weeden.  They're talented and well-coached.  They have a dominating defense.  

I remember you: Once I was on the ground and two hillbillies were trying to kick me to death.  That's YOU., giggles!

Ignoramusses.  Go hang YOURSELF this time.

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