Tuesday, September 28, 2010

"Lack of Talent"

"GM Jeff", who regrettably represents Cleveland fans on NFL Radio...and wanted Ryan Tucker replaced when he was 28 years old...bent over for Pat Kirwin and stipulated that the Browns lack talent.

Especially at wide reciever. Sure, Massequoi averaged nearly 20 yards per-catch as a rookie with two bad quarterbacks. I mean, he didn't even catch 50 passes! BUM!

Well--okay, he wouldn't lack talent if he played for another team, but as a Brown he's a bumb.

Pat admits that Josh Cribbs has talent, but ass umes that he will never become a wide reciever, so he doesn't count. GM Jeff has been scrupulously ignoring all those receptions he's piling up, and needs to suck up to Pat...

Anyway, all we got are those two guys-ergo no talent at wide reciever.

Tight end is almost as bad, since we only have Ben Watson and Evan Moore. Pitiful!

Hillis is a fluke. He's kind of a persistant fluke--but eventually he will prove that he lacks talent. So will Harrison, until he proves that he can carry the ball 40 times per game for 16 games. At least twice--since he's a Cleveland Brown, doncha know.

I mean, Watson went from being really good as a Patriot to not having talent as a Brown.

All the Browns have on the offensive line are Thomas, Steinbach, Mack, Lauvao, and guys named Joe. That's only one annual Pro-Bowler and two guys who might get that good in a couple years--out of five. No talent on the offensive line.

The lack of talent on defense is even worse. Aside from Rogers, Jackson, Rubin, Smith, Fujita, Gocong (who was good as an Eagle but lacks talent as a Brown), Ward, Brown, Haden, and Wright: aside from those ten guys, who have they got?

Schaefering, Roth, Trusnik, and Benard? Just because they got all those tackles-for-losses and sacks last season? Puh-leez!

I rest my case. This is how to obejctively analize stuff.

I'm weary of hearing goobers and clowns babbling mindless cliches. "No moral victory". Screw yourself. They had a Superbowl contender on the ropes for most of a game. They played well enough to win, without several of their best players.

They're close. They're improving. If you expected them to beat the Bengals or Ravens THIS season, you clown, get back on your medication. And quit throwing tantrums.

ONE season from now, they'll be ready to close the deal. Grow up.

And I TOLD you that "backup fullback" we got for Saint Brady was Brandon Jacobs/Jerome Bettis (except he can catch better). Is it sinking in yet?

I also said they should do more 22 with Cribbs in it. And they shouldn't worry so much about balance when they can overpower people.

Wait til Moore, Jackson, Rogers, Lauvao (stay tuned--he'll have some hiccups but he's got the goods!!!), and Harrison come back.

Wait--what am I saying? No talent there. Nevermind.

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