Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Sawed-off Shotgun Analysis

I find it alternately hilarious and depressing to read and hear the childish treatment of the Browns issues by many, including alleged professional anal ists. Their solutions throw everybody under the same bus.



This is, truly, childish--as in a temper-tantrum. It's got nothing to do with the cerbral cortex and everything to do with surplus adrenaline and mindless rage.



I've heard "and that includes Lewis and Winslow", and one idiot even said "and don't tell me the defense did a good job", citing the yardage surrendered on the ground. And once again, a bunch of people don't want to stop at RAC, but let's fire Savage too. Bashing Chud's game-plan, and predicting another rebuild starting this off-season.



Take a pill!



Winslow was back after missing time, and was hardly thrown to. What the hell is Jamal supposed to do that he hasn't been doing? The same people who are screaming for Quinn and Harrison are those who want the guy who drafted them fired.



The guy who signed Cribbs as an undrafted free agent small school quarterback, Holly when nobody else wanted him, Wright when he slid because of BS, Lewis when everybody else thought he was through, Anderson on his way to a rival practice squad, Fraley for peanuts, Vickers in the late rounds, Rucker (stand by), Steptoe and Hall in the seventh, Harrison late, McDonald late, and rebuilt the offensive and defensive lines in two off-seasons--yeah fire HIM!



All this is HIS fault? Well...he shouldn't have extended RAC, but the money he paid DA? Shut up about that--that was the market. That was what they had to bid to keep him. And keeping him made sense, because, warts and all, he did what he did in only his first full season as a starter, and (try for once to comprehend this) young players tend to improve with experience. (I'm sick of repeating that. You just don't grasp this very simple concept).



20-20 hindsight is the favorite tool of the moron. Yeah--you knew it all along, right? Some of you got lucky by predicting DA's failure, so you scored one. But nobody with a BRAIN made that prediction, and the only reason you did was because you're idiots. Quinn is the future. Anderson was supposed to progress and mature as a quarterback, and turn himself into a first and second-round pick. It was SMART. But Anderson made Phil (and all the guys on NFL Radio, and Bernie Kosar, and all the talent scouts) look bad.

Didn't surprise you, right? Elway, both Mannings, and everybody else except Marino sucked in their first seasons. Idiots like you would be calling any of them a bust, too. You always did and always will.


Okay though--DA's had his chances, and it's Quinn time. But Romeo won't make that move, no matter what. Strike one. Clock mismanagement, strike two. Not BENCHING Edwards strike three. I got a bunch more strikes on him, but those will do for now. I want him out of here, and that's the only strike I can put on Savage.

And you Winslow-bashers are idiots too. He's been quiet about renegotiating and for the last two seasons has been a model player and and exceptional one. You're sick of his whining? When has he EVER whined (until now...I mean that Phil not calling him stuff...wow)? The point is, you're idiots for being sick of something that never happened!

You're like my ex. She was always sick of my doing something when I'd never done it before. I suspect it's a form of mental illness. One of you idiots even said he hasn't done anything since he's been here. Yeah, and the free market and McCain caused the housing crisis. You need your meds back, Sherlock!

Chud's game-plan? Not a damn thing wrong with it! Chud didn't tell Edwards to drop all those passes! He didn't tell DA to throw bad passes. And who knows who screwed up between him and the recievers on blown routes?

Idiot: This game-plan was similar to the one against the Giants. The players just blew it. My God, you guys are just a lynch-mob. You don't care who you hang, as long as you get to hang somebody! Why don't you just roll a couple grenades into the locker-room, you warped morons?

BENCH Edwards for his very next drop, start Quinn, fire RAC (and let Chud interim until Cowher comes in...oh yeah and more idocy: "Why would Cowher come here?" Because the team is loaded with young talent and the biggest problem with it is the Head Coach--that's why. I mean, nobody else in the NFL has anything negative to say about Savage. By now, that includes several scouts who predicted dire consequences if he didn't pick up a vederrunn cornerback immediately...because they were wrong and know it.)

Fire RAC, KEEP Savage.

And I do want to see Quinn, now. People who think he'll stumble and bumble around haven't paid any attention. He reads quickly, gets rid of it, and can scramble. He has good touch and accuracy, and his arm-strength is only an issue compared to DA's cannon. He's smart and spent two seasons in a Pro system in college. He's had a year and a half on the bench learning what not to do. He's ready. Put him out there.

I wonder about Randy Lerner too, but quit assuming he can't pick up a telephone, and isn't about to do something.

PHIL! FIRE RAC NOW! THEY'RE COMING UP THE ROAD WITH ROPES AND TORCHES! HURRY UP!

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